Part 123 - Qetzelcoatl = 42 + Iris, Goddess of the rainbow- It's a part I wrote for Star Wolf's SF64 SIM.  Why did I post it here?  I'll tell you-- it's because I saved it on my old HD as a text file, and that's absolutely the only reason.  I don't think it's like the best one I ever wrote or anything, it's just the only one that was on my HD. ;o Anyway, I ripped off this entire part from a Monkees episode, but who honestly cares?  If you ever get a chance, you should go by that SIM and read all the old stuff I wrote.  All of it is either totally ridiculous or supremely angst-y.  Mmm... angst.

Once More, With Feeling- My first official fanfic!  It's about Katt from SF64 and it sucks, but ya gotta start somewhere!  ^_^   (note: All these older SF fics have logos because I was into that sort of thing when I wrote them.  They're not on the actual stories, but linked, like so:)  [logo]

Let Your Spirit Fly- More SF64 fanfic yum.  Starring Falco, and it's full of angst!  If it stars FALCO, and there's ANGST, how can you go wrong?  Well, you'll know after you read the fic ^_~ [logo]

A Stone Drag- My longest SF64 story, and also my longest story, period O_o  Divided for your convenience.  [logo]
    Part I- Nothing's Set in Stone [logo]
         1. It Starts (Or Rather, Doesn't)
         2. Early Morning Blues and Greens
         3. Can You Dig It?
         4. Tapioca Tundra
     Part II- I've Got That Run-Down Feeling [logo]
         5. O Yes, Precious
         6. The Long Way Home
         7. I Believe You
         8. Goin' Down
    Part III- That Never-to-be-Forgotten Hit [logo]
         9. Unlucky Stars
       10. Time Marches On
       11. Semper Fidelis
       12. The Crippled Lion
    Finale- Crying to the Sky [logo]

With Right on the Side of the Mighty- Sort of Star Fox fic, sort of stream-of-consciousnes rambling on how much I don't really care for war... [logo]

Good Clean Fun- Shorty Blackwell is a really great name, so I've used it.  [logo]

The End of the Day- Another angst-y Falco fic I started but didn't finish.  The first chapter's not bad though ;o

Exsecutus- FF7 fic.  It's... er, twisted.... and I don't recommend it for younger readers.
      I. cretus aethere
     II. the stars and the darkness
    III. infinition

The Goddesses Who Don't Do Anything- We rewrote the lyrics to "The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything" from VeggieTales and performed it at the Greco-Roman festival in 8th grade ^_^  We won third prize in the talent show!

El Cuento de el Cepillo Para el Pelo- It's a book out of our English class's version of Homer's Odyssey ^_^  Our Odysseus is called Sergio and at the beginning he was kidnapped by gay Darth Varder and.... well actually, it doesn't matter what happens in the rest of it, because lots of people failed to talk with each other and the story doesn't make too much sense all put together anyway, so just read this O_o  

The Internet Question- A paper written for world history this year (that's 10th grade)... I got a 93.... and... yeah.

Synthesis- Isolation- my 9th grade synthesis peipaa.  ^_^  It's about isolation.  Isn't that groovy?

The Diary of Margot Frank- this was an assignemt to accompany guess-which-book in 8th grade.  It used to have a cool font but I don't have it on this PC and I'm sure neither does the majority of you.  That's correct grammar, by the way.

Since it Must be So- A story written in the traditional Japanese style (no names).  Yay.  It's the only story here that's not an HTML file, but it just doesn't work unless it's plain text o_x

Sin- A story about a lizard I wrote for English this year...  

Underneath Midnight- I don't know what this is.  O_o  I got the inspiration from playing through Wall Market in FFVII while reading through Faulkner's The Sound and the Fury, so ;o

The Cherokee Kid- Will Rogers!  8th grade assignement.  ::cheers for Will Rogers::

Affirmative Action- Persuasive essay written to my congressman in 8th grade for History.  Based on a true story©.

Obituary- Alexander Hamilton- This was a History assignment in 8th grade.  We were supposed to make it like a real obituary in the papers.  Whatever, Mrs. Byers.

Aqua Wish Chapter 2- Waaay back during the first incarnation of Aqua Alps... which didn't resemble the current one even minutely... I was supposed to write the second chapter.  I started and never finished.  For the first time ever on network television... Aqua Wish, Chapter 2, unfinished non-WIP!

Gonna Buy Me a Dog (Or Maybe an Alien)- We were supposed to draw a picture of a Yaklett with certain genes and then write a story about it.  Here's my story, written in 7th grade.  Enjoy it, or something.

Hear Ye, Hear Ye, O People of Corbreynia- Second grade was Great Fun... I wrote this in 8th grade though.  But it's ABOUT second grade.  Which was Great Fun. It's a narrative for that same project that I did the Identity and Inside Me poems for...

The Boy Behind the Chocolate Factory- It's a book report from 8th grade on Roald Dahl's autobiography, Boy.  Everyone loves Roald Dahl!

A Deep Piece of Modern Literature- I wrote this in 7th grade as well.  The assignment was to write a story where animals had humanlike characteristics... we'd just read Animal Farm, that's why.  Orwell sucks.  As bad as Hemingway.

Espejismo- It's a prittikewl story set in the Star Fox universe about bees that Sacha Corsair and I were writing together.  We never finished it, but maybe we will someday... FYI, the stuff I wrote is in white, his is pale green.

Honey, Smile if You Love Me- For the same project as the Corbreynia narrative.  It's about the time I got married to an ex-convict and then left him for a duck on crack.  Whoa, did you actually believe me?  I was... LYING!

Be Careful What You Ask For- I wrote this in 8th grade about the last six weeks of 7th grade for the same project as those other two.

And the Darkness Fell- That's really not the title, I guess.  I always used to come up with titles for stories before I actually wrote them.  It's a good title, though.  Sort of.  Well, this is about the first half page of a Star Fox fanfic that I started and never finished.  I've got a lot of stuff like that up here, then, don't I...?

Semper Fidelis- Same project as the other stuff, yadda yadda.  I actually didn't write this, my duck Jessica did.  She's not on crack.

JET!- A play about women's rights written and performed by me and my friends in 8th grade that we're all going to hell for.

Civil War- The Cause- I hate John Brown.  I liked getting this assignment in 8th grade because I got to tell everyone just what I thought of John Brown.  And then my teacher wrote on my paper "He had the right reasons, he just did the wrong thing!"  ¬_¬  Of course, she fully admitted to being only partially conscious while grading it...

Kyande Toshi-  It's a chapter for Kyande Toshi (Candy Town), the first interactive story type thing I ever went to... it's dead now, but it was fun while it lasted.  Anyway, this chapter was kind of an "audition" for getting to be like main writer or sommat when Kit got her hands too full to run the whole thing anymore, and I got the job, so I guess this is considered canon, but it doesn't matter that much. ;o

A Lost Scene- It's like the middle-of-the-end to a story I never wrote.  This scene is the only thing that ever popped into my head so it's all I ever wrote. ^_^

I Wrote This For No Reason Other Than That Luigi Made Me- Luigi made me write a story one time and this is it.  It's pretty true to the way the three of us all related to each other back then, and every time I read it I'm surprised at the subtle animosity between Slimu and me O_o  We're good friends now!  ::friendship dance::

The Star Warrior- Ha ha... this is so funny... ha ha ha!!!  I mean it, I'm seriously laughing right now... hee, hee... I wrote it in 8th grade for science.. ha ha ha!!!!

No to Drugs, Yes to Life- All right, the TITLE is not my fault.  It was the theme of Red Ribbon Week.  I didn't win anything though.... >:(  Not that I care.  What do you get, a T-shirt? ;Þ  Anyway, other than the title, the whole thing is all my doing, so if you need to stalk someone about it, I'm the one.

Peter P-Halsten P-Thorkelson's Pet Penguin P-Charlie- The first and only Monkees fanfic I ever wrote.  I kinda dig it.  It used to have an alternate title, but I forget what it was...  muffinem trado to anyone who gets my little joke there.

Music of the Renaissance- 7th grade report.  We were supposed to write the report and give a presentation in class, and I was gonna play Greensleeves on my uncle's mandolin, but this is about where the action from Be Careful What You Ask For takes place, so, I never had to do it.  Wahahahahaha!

Serenade of My Life- Project summary to a project about All But My Life by Gerda Weissman Klein.  Maybe someday if you're all very good I'll record the project and post it as an mp3 for your listening "enjoyment".  

Star Chasers- This is a book I started writing once.  I came up with the ending and some poems (which I don't know the locations of) and drew a bunch of pictures (which have long disappeared somewhere), but this is basically the sum total of all of it that was ever organised.  Fwa.  It was gonna be like introspective and hold meaning on a variety of levels, and all the people were gonna have their names changed as part of the story twice, but like I said, this here is all. ^_^

Video Write Up- Tracking El Niño- I wrote this for World Geography in 9th grade... umm... yeah.  You know, probably over half of the stuff posted here, I have no idea why I posted.  

Video Write Up- Water and Wildlife Conservation- World Geography.... 9th grade....

Video Write Up- Killer Quake- ....guess.

Extra Credit- Stars and Bars- What?  Opinion?  Me?  You're so funny!!!

Extra Credit- Elian Gonzalez- A friend of mine suggested that Elian be trained in the way of the ninja so he could go back to Cuba and spread the American way with a shuriken and a hardened fist.  It sounded like a good idea to me.

bleeding- A creepy thing I did in creative writing. =D()()()()

Blue Bear- A response to a prompt on a transparency of a painting of a blue bear with one white paw wearing pink sunglasses sitting in front of a piece of paper on which it was apparently drawing itself that said to explain why the painting would appeal to both preschoolers and teenagers.

Die Free- My Lord of the Flies synthesis paper. Lemme tell you a little story about this one. Okay, see, I thought we had until after the Christmas break to turn in revisions, only it turns out you had to turn them in before Christmas break. (I learned this on the last day before Christmas Break.) So I spent my whole day freaking out and went to the library during study hall and revised it and tried to print it out but the computer died and I hadn't saved it because it was a public computer, you know. So then I was busy freaking out and I went to choir and my choir director is SOOO nice that she let me do it on her computer and print it out because she didn't want me to have a heart attack and die, cos I was seriously freaking out. Then I got it all done and turned it in like two minutes before Christmas Break and I got an A on it and my English teacher dug it. The moral of the story is, be in choir.

Fourteen Times Since Kindergarten- The first thing I wrote-wrote in Creative Writing! The assignment was to write a list of ten things you did over Christmas vacation and three things you DIDN'T do, then give the list to someone else, who would either use the list or not use the list to write a story starring you (or at least, someone with the same name as you). This is mine, written about a hoopy frood named Ben. In the story he wrote about me, I was part of a rebel faction against some alien invaders and was hoarding broccoli.

Musica dell' Esistenza- A three-parter Star Fox semi-fanfic of which I wrote part one and very nebulously planned parts two and three and probably will never finish, but I figured I'd post what I DID write, eh?
  -1- Canzone di Amarezza- into the Fire.  a tale of excess
       Idyll-All Fall Down-Jigsaw Dirge-La Guarda Ribera-Phantasm's Shadow
  -2- Canzone della Battaglia- the Enemy of My Enemy.  a tale of necessity
  -3- Canzone del Rinnovamento- look to the Lilies of the Field.  a tale of Rebirth

Vexing the World- A little paper for an English project about Jonathon Swift's influence on the 1600s and vice versa. ....hey! You know I'm only posting these school papers for your amusement. None of you had better be plagiarising, or else you'll be punished!!

POKEY THE PENGUIN AND WHAT YOU ARE LEARNING- ...I really did put this in my Creative Writing portfolio, you know.

Like Ice in the Sunshine- The beginning of an FF7 fanfic that, obviously, I never wrote the rest of. Melting Ice (in the Piccles>Fan>Recent section) is an illustration for this, sorta.

The Religion Question- My first history paper that I got a 100 on! Hurrah! Whitehead (teacher) said I always write off-the-wall papers =D()

Righteous Harmony Fists- English paper. You can probably figure out what the assignment was from reading it; by the way, this was kind of a prep thing for this project we did where we went to elementary schools and taught stuff to the little blighters.

The Russia Question- I also got a 100 on this History paper ;o Some people would probably be surprised that I actually turned this in to a teacher...

The Stoic Posse- Skit for an English presentation on theories of happiness. One of our signs featured a happy sun that says "Mazeltov!"

Thousand Silences- I think that someday I shall make this into a full story or maybe even a novel, eh? Done for Creative Writing, huzzah!

A SHOCKING TRUE STORY- Did you know that there was this chicken once who survived for like 8 months without a head??

Ultraviolet- Depressing little prologue to another thing that someday will be a story or novel. I decided that the protagonist is a chick named Aisling.

All of Your Toys- An SMRPG fanfic I wrote a really long time ago and never finished (haven't written on it in three years...) but people are teling me to finish it recently so perhaps I will O_O() For now, here. I always knew it existed, but I lost it, you see.