Chloroplasma- Writings- The Goddesses Who Don't Do Anything



	The Goddesses Who Don’t Do Anything FEATURING: ZUKI as HERA KEFRIN HAYS as DISCHORD RACHEL as IRIS ISTALKRAY as APHRODITE SNAZZER THE TWINKIE as THE FAITHFUL NARRATOR WITH ONE LINE AND ONE PHRASE AND THAT’S IT The Faithful Narrator: Today on Mt. Olympos we find Hera, queen of the gods, Dischord, the goddess of, er, dischord, Iris, messenger of the gods and also goddess of the rainbow, and Aphrodite, the goddess of love and beauty. Together they make up the infamous band of deities: The Goddesses Who Don’t Do Anything! Hera, Dischord, Iris, Aphrodite: We are the Goddesses Who Don’t Do Anything! We just stay home and lie around! And if you ask us to do anything, we’ll just tell you... Hera: We don’t do anything! Dischord: Well, I’ve never been to Greenland and I’ve never been to Sparta, and I’ve never punished mortals in St. Louis or Shanghai, and I’ve never been to Moscow and I’ve never been to Corinth, and I’ve never been to Athens in July! All: Cos we’re the Goddesses Who Don’t Do Anything! We just stay home and lie around! And if you ask us to do anything, we’ll just tell you... Iris: We don’t do anything! And I never take a message and I never purchase sandals, and I never trail my thousand colours all across the sky, and I’ve never met a dryad and I don’t eat much ambrosia, and I’ve never been to Athens in July! All: Cos we’re the Goddesses Who Don’t Do Anything! We just stay home and lie around! And if you ask us to do anything, we’ll just tell you... we don’t do anything! Hera: Well, I’ve never plucked a rooster and I’m not too good at ping-pong, and I’ve never popped a kid’s balloon so I could hear them cry, and I’ve never kissed a chipmunk and I’ve never gotten head lice, and I’ve never been to Athens in July! Dischord: Huh? What are you talking about?! What’s a rooster and ping-pong have to do with being a goddess? Iris: Hey, that’s right! We’re supposed to sing about goddess-y things! Hera: Oh... Dischord: And who ever kissed a chipmunk? That’s just nonsense! Why even bring it up? Am I right? What do you think? Iris: I think it’s time to sing the next verse. All: Cos we’re the Goddesses Who Don’t Do Anything! We just stay home and lie around! And if you ask us to do anything, we’ll just tell you... we don’t do anything! Aphrodite: And I’ve never licked a spark plug and I’ve never sniffed a stink bug, and I’ve never painted daisies on a big red clip-on tie, and I’ve never bathed in yoghurt and I don’t look good in leggings... Dischord: You two just don’t get it! All: And we’ve never been to Athens in July! Iris: Well, that was fun. Dischord: Who’s got the remote? Aphrodite: Here it is! Hera: Time for Oprah! Dischord: It’s definitely time for Geraldo. Iris: Oh, I don’t like his show. Hera: Hey, look! I found a quarter! Faithful Narrator: The End!