Peter P-Halsten
P-Thorkelsons Pet Penguin
P-Charlie
One day, Mike, Micky and Davy were grocery
shopping. Peter hadnt wanted to go, so he just sat at home playing
chess with Mr. Schneider. Finally he got bored and decided to go buy a pet
penguin. Hed name it Charlie, he decided, so he looked through the
paper to find someone selling penguins named Charlie. He found a kindly old
lady who called him Sonny and agreed to sell him a penguin named
Charlie.
Overjoyed, Peter took a wicker basket with a red checkered cloth and
rode his unicycle over to the address the old woman had given him. The ride
was all the way across town, and he got kind of tired, so he stopped for
a rest at the playground.
Meanwhile, the old woman, whose name was Mrs. Robinson,
was telling her penguin all about his soon-to-be owner. His name is
Sonny, she said. Hes real sweet. Youll like him.
Charlie was a rude penguin, and he laughed loudly and spat in Mrs.
Robinsons face. He had a habit of doing that.
Peter had gotten his strength up again and ridden the
rest of the way to Mrs. Robinsons house. She came out and waved cheerily
with Charlie. Hillo, my boy! Charlie here is a good penguin.
Peter grinned. How much?
Aww, you seem like a nice kid. Hes free.
Peter smiled again, and Charlie came running over. Sonny!
Charlie said. I love you, Sonny!
Peter was happy. He put Charlie in the basket and rode back to the
pad with him. He didnt get as tired this time, because every once in
a while Charlie would take over pedaling and Peter would ride in the basket.
When Peter got home, Davy, Micky and Mike still werent back.
He shrugged and was about to fix himself a tuna sandwich, but then remembered
that they were out of tuna salad, which was why the others had gone to the
grocery store. He sighed and took the chess board away from Mr. Schneider
and played chess with Charlie instead. Charlie didnt know the rules
so Peter got out a deck of cards and they played War. Charlie lost the first
game and got frustrated and spat in Peters face. Somewhat disheartened,
Peter was in a state of distress for about 10 minutes, and finally Peter
got out Chutes and Ladders. Charlie liked that, so they played it until the
others got home.
Mike, Davy and Micky walked in the door a few minutes later with tuna
salad and cookies.
Hi, guys! said Peter. What took so long?
Davy shrugged. We got held up in line.
Micky notised the penguin and stared at it for a long time. Charlie
stared back. That penguin reminds me of a valet. I cant quite
put my finger on it, BUT....
Mike groaned. Peter, we cant afford a
penguin!
We can! He was free.
But penguins have to eat...they eat...raw
fish.
So do I. Its my favourite food, beamed
Peter.
Davy made a face. Charlie spoke up.
I like nachos! he said.
Mike looked at Charlie again. We cant afford
nachos for him and pay the rent. Well have to sell our unicycles and
maybe even the motorcycles, and well only be able to eat out every
other day. Everyone groaned. Charlie spat in Mikes face. Mike
eyed Charlie once more, critically. Im sorry Pete, hell
have to go.
Charlie started to cry. No!! Sonny!! I love you, Sonny!
Peter almost started to cry himself. Charlies
my friend! We can afford it, youll see!
Mickys eyes got wide. Oh! The landlord! Well have
to hide the penguin, Mr. Babbit is coming this afternoon to collect the
rent.
Davy looked worried. We cant afford the
rent! We couldnt even afford a bottle of milk! What are we going to
tell im this time?
Charlie waddled around in little circles. Ill make
money!
Peter clasped his hands together. Yay!
Mike turned to Charlie skeptically. And just how are you going
to make money?
Charlie made a defiant face. Yo, Im a cute
penguin. Theres demand for cute penguins this day in age. Ill
make money.
Dont you talk back to me, young man!
Mike cautioned Charlie sternly.
Charlie spat in his face and waddled out the door.
Peter, Davy, Micky and Mike sat around the table and stared at each
other for three hours.
Charlie returned with bags of money and set them down on the floor.
Landlord here yet?
Davys mouth dropped open. Where did you
get all that money? What did you--did you rob a bank or somethin?
Mike rubbed the back of his head with a worried
countenance.
Peter looked hard at Charlie. You better have
made all that honestly or well take you in to jail!
Charlie burst out in tears again. I was just
trying to help! I hate you! Charlie spat in all four of their faces
and ran out the door.
Charlie!! Wait! Peter called after him, distraught. Oh,
now look what you did! You hurt his feelings!! Peter went and sat down
in a corner and sulked and wouldnt talk to anyone.
A few hours later, Charlie came back in. Im
sorry I stole that money. Ill take it back now.
Peter looked around. Its okay. But it was
wrong to take the money.
Charlie stared at his webbed feet. Im sorry.
It was wrong of me to steal. Ive learned my lesson. Ill never
do it again."
Peter turned around. Okay. You better take it back now.
Charlie picked up the bags of money and carried them
out the door. Suckers! he said to himself and went and bought
candy with the money. He never went back to the Monkees Pad and was very
evil and wicked and nobody ever liked him because he was rude and mean. But
then the police apprehended him and he was a hardened criminal penguin by
then and went to jail for a long time and then everything was okay because
the police understood that Peter wasnt responsible for his corruption
and the old lady started visiting the Monkees every Saturday and brought
them carrot cakes with files in them in case they were ever in jail, and
cookies because they all liked cookies, and credit cards with big spending
limits. And they all lived happily ever after, except for Charlie, but after
ten years in jail he was reformed and became a monk in South Africa, and
THEN they all lived happily ever after.
THE END
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