The Stoic Posse

Featuring
GUILLERMO / SUPER STOIC . . . . . . . . . a stoic chap
SAPNA . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . a stoic chappess
EMILY . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . a stoic chick
RACHEL . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .a stoic lass

(enter GU, SA, EM, RA)

ALL: We're the Stoic Posse! The roof is caving in, but that's okay- cause we're raising it!

(GU, SA, EM, RA raise roof)

GU: Ow!
SA: What's wrong?
GU: Nothing! I just got glass in my eye. But I can still see with the other one, so there's no problem!
SA,EM,RA: Go Super Stoic!
GU: (tripping and breaking knee) Ouch!
EM: Are you okay?
GU: Perfectly! I broke my knee, but I can still hop around on one leg.
SA,EM,RA: Go Super Stoic!
GU: Ohhh… (clutches head)
RA: Is something wrong?
GU: Well, I just got a brain aneurysm and I have about twenty seconds to live… but I'm fine with that, because I can spend the last few moments of my life here with my good friends in the Stoic Posse!
(GU dies)
SA: Our leader, Super Stoic, is dead.
EM: We are sheep without a shepherd.
RA: But that's really okay! Because…
SA,EM,RA: We're the Stoic Posse! It's all good!

EPILOGUE
The Sun Worshippers

NARRATOR: Here are two sun worshippers. One is a stoic, the other is NOT. Try to figure out which is which!

(SIGN HOLDER displays SUN sign)

NARRATOR: The sun is out!
SUN WORSHIPPERS: Hooray! We love the sun!

(SIGN HOLDER displays NO SUN sign)

NARRATOR: Now the sun is gone!!
SUN WORSHIPPER (non-Stoic): Curses!! I am sad and depressed because I cannot see my beloved sun!
SUN WORSHIPPER (Stoic): Hooray! Although I love the sun, since it is not here I am no longer at risk from potentially harmful ultraviolet waves!
NARRATOR: Exemplary stoicism in action!

(SIGN HOLDER displays IT'S ALL GOOD sign)

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