What Color is an Orange?

What color is an orange?
I’ve been told that it’s yellow like Jell-O,
But also green as the sea.

What color is the sea?
I was told it was green, but it would be mean
To get something’s color wrong…
Is it red like a wood shed,
Or gray like a sunny day?

Sunny days aren’t gray…
But that’s what I’ve been told.
I’ve also been told they are pink
Like ink,
And orange as an…

Now that crazy person is telling me oranges are
What kind of logic is that?
Are they trying to confuse me?
Do they take me as a fool?
Do they not think I’m cool
Enough to know that an orange is lavender & indigo?