Un Poeme en Couleurs by Zoe Black. Black as a sack. Wait… sacks aren't black. Sacks are brown, not black. But what good is the phrase 'As black as a sack' If sacks aren't black? Um… I'll get back to that. Red. Red as a… Red as a head. Heads aren't red. Unless they have red Hair, or they were sunburned instead. Red? Black? This hurts my head. Blue. Blue as a… loo. A loo is not blue. A loo Can be shiny and new But not blue. Moo? One thing's for sure… blue Is GROO- VY! Green. Green as… a… spleen. Are spleens green? I don't know if they're green. Ask a doctor, or one who has seen Whether my spleen Is green. Yellow. Yellow as a cello. CELLOS ARE NOT YELLOW! Cellos are brown, not yellow. First black; now yellow. I'm not even bothering to rhyme anymore. Orange. Orange as an orange! Hmm… I… don't… think… that… will… work… Brown. Brown as a town. Towns are not brown. I am mad. This is not working out. Violet. Violet. Oh, let Us forget About violet. Pink. Pink as a… Hmm, let me think. As pink as a sink? Someone must be out of the rink Is they have a sink That is pink. Pink ink? Hmm. White. White as a white Night. White Night Where nothing is in sight. As white As a white Kite. (Which is white) I think I will go watch T.V. for a while.