Once in the fair land of Mushroom Kingdom,
I, Princess Toadstool, had two computers. Ones name was Harry the computer
and the other was just a meany head computer that was foul and didn't have
the Internet. But Harry the computer had the Internet, so he was groovy.
One day I turned on the meany head foul computer to play Solitaire and he
said "Ha ha ha, I am the evilhead computer."
"No you're not, you're a meany head foul computer, DIE DIE DIE," said I.
"No, I am an evil head computer. Ha ha ha."
Well, by now I was getting frustrated with the meany head foul computer.
So I abused him with my parasol and my war fan and all my other things that
weren't so groovy but that I had anyways. "Die die die you meany head foul
But the meany head foul computer did not die, so I ran to the bathroom to
think up a plan. But the meany head foul computer laughed menacingly.
SPLOOT!!!! Legs popped out of the computer. "Ha ha ha! Nobody can escape
the wrath of the Evilhead!"
I fainted. Right then and there, I fainted. I do not remember what happened
after that becos I had fainted. But all I knew was that when I woke up, I
"Ha ha ha!" cackled the meany head foul computer.
"Where am I?" I shrieked. I proceeded to try to get up, but found that I
could not move. I was strapped to a table. "Eeek!"
"Ha ha ha!" the foul thing cried out. "This is the lair of the Evilhead computer.
You shall never escape. Ha ha ha!"
"Will you stop that laughing!?" I cried. "Tis giving me a headache."
The meany computer laughed for emphasis.
I stuck my tongue out at him.
"My friends will come to save me!" I exclaimed.
"Your friends, my dear, are about to be dropped off a bridge."
"Ohhh no! Why does it ALWAYS have to be a bridge!?"
"Chill out. I'm just joking."
"You better be joking, you... you... phlegmwad!"
"Eeeeeee!" a voice exclaimed. I whirled around with my neck still attached
to the table. CRACK! "Ouch..."
"We have come to save Princess Toadstool... ack!" Mallow tripped over a board
and knocked himself out.
Geno and Bowser followed him in but landed safely on the floor.
"Ahh! I didn't plan on this!" exclaimed the foul computer.
Bowser let out a roar and picked up the computer. He smashed it into the
wall. Then came over to me and ripped open my chains.
"My herrroooooooo!" I exclaimed and gave him a peck on the cheek.
The Evilhead... I mean, the foul computer screamed. "I shall get you."
I squashed his computer chip brain.
And that's the end because now the Evilhead is dead and there's no more to
talk about except for the fact that now I only have one computer named Harry
the computer and the Evilhead is gone.