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It's the one place your enemies thought
you could never reach. The one weak point they thought you would never
exploit. The last stronghold they possess that they wanted to believe
would always remain completely their own...
...their thoughts. But it's all
laid bare now. All their secret desires. Hidden motives.
Angst. Non-sensical one-liners that happened because the creators
were drunk. That's right. The last shattered vestiges of that
final intensely private aspect of all living beings as it relates to every
enemy and boss in the game, organised alphabetically; it's all here.
You should note that any grammatical or spelling errors are NOT MY
FAULT; I copy it down like it is, and brains (most brains, anyway)
don't come with grammar check. The enemies from the first go-round
at Bowser's Keep aren't listed for obvious reasons, but other than
that, everyone is present and accounted for.
So go on... spy. You know you want
to.
|
| name |
HP |
location |
thoughts |
| Alley Rat |
105 |
Sunken Ship |
Don't pity me,
Mario! |
| Amanita |
52 |
Forest Maze |
Gotta work on
my tan! |
| Ameboid |
220 |
Factory |
Get outta my face! |
| Apprentice |
120 |
Booster Pass |
I've had ENOUGH. |
| Arachne |
82 |
Rose Way |
¯Day-o... |
| Artichoker |
200 |
Booster Pass |
Relax a little,
okay? |
| Axem Black |
550 |
Barrel Volcano |
You're timing
stinks! |
| Axem Green |
450 |
Barrel Volcano |
Are we done here? |
| Axem Pink |
400 |
Barrel Volcano |
Red, WRONG
POSITION! |
| Axem Rangers |
999 |
Barrel Volcano |
It's a melee! |
| Axem Red |
800 |
Barrel Volcano |
I'm all thumbs
today. |
| Axem Yellow |
600 |
Barrel Volcano |
We're lookin'
GOOD! |
| Bahamutt |
500 |
Bowser's Keep |
Give me a chance,
here. |
| Bandana Blue |
150 |
Sunken Ship |
Color me Blue,
mates! |
| Bandana Red |
120 |
Sunken Ship |
I love the color
RED! |
| Belome |
500 |
Kero Sewers |
I just...wanna
sleep. |
| Belome (II) |
1200 |
Belome Temple |
Gotta yummy in
my tummy! |
| Big Bertha |
350 |
Bowser's Keep |
Adabing, ADABANG! |
| Birdo |
777 |
Nimbus Land |
I just love
life! |
| Birdy |
150 |
Nimbus Land |
I HATE
Valentina. |
| Blaster |
120 |
Booster Tower |
Wanna join me? |
| Bloober |
130 |
Sea |
I love floating
around! |
| Bluebird |
200 |
Nimbus Land |
You
are...magnificent |
| Bob-Omb |
90 |
Pipe Vault |
Ouch. HEY! Watch
it! |
| Body |
300 |
Barrel Volcano |
...... |
| Bodyguard |
30 |
Mushroom Kingdom |
Boing, boing,
boing. |
| Boomer |
2000 |
Bowser's Keep |
It's all over
now... |
| Booster |
800 |
Booster Tower |
This is like realizing
you're outside without your clothes on! |
| Bowser Clone |
300 |
Belome Temple |
Grr...my castle... |
| Bowyer |
720 |
Forest Maze |
What's with these
folks? |
| Box Boy |
900 |
Bean Valley |
Been waitin' 100
years! |
| Bundt |
900 |
Marrymore |
Congratulations. |
| Bundt (candles) |
0 |
Marrymore |
Congratulations. |
| Buzzer |
43 |
Forest Maze |
Buzzzzz... |
| Carroboscis |
90 |
Booster Pass |
I ALWAYS eat my
vegetables! |
| Chained Kong |
355 |
Barrel Volcano |
A tad warm, isn't
it?! |
| Chester |
1200 |
Bowser's Keep |
I love my
job! © |
| Chewy |
90 |
Bean Valley |
I'm just a fresh
flower. |
| Chomp |
100 |
Booster Tower |
Workin' on a
chain gang. |
| Chomp Chomp |
150 |
Bean Valley |
Hey, let's PLAY! |
| Chow |
80 |
Land's End |
Hey, I fought you
already! |
| Clerk |
500 |
Factory |
10 years I've been
here! |
| Cloaker |
1200 |
Factory |
I love cold hard
steel! |
| Cluster |
60 |
Coal Mines |
I'll psyche you
out! |
| Corpdekite |
200 |
Barrel Volcano |
Off! FORGET IT! |
| Count Down |
2400 |
Factory |
We're into
overtime! |
| Croco |
320 |
Bandit's Way |
Gosh, I'm good! |
| Croco (II) |
750 |
Coal Mines |
Ooh! I'm good! |
| Crook |
38 |
Rose Way |
You can't run
away! Ha! |
| Crusty |
80 |
Sunken Ship/Sea |
Look at THIS! |
| Culex |
4096 |
Monstro Town |
A little off,
eh? |
| Czar Dragon |
1400 |
Barrel Volcano |
Flamin' hot, right
at ya! |
| Ding-a-ling |
1200 |
Factory |
Wake up sleepy
heads! |
| Director |
1000 |
Factory |
I just lost
EVERYTHING. |
| Dodo |
800 |
Nimbus Land |
I'm STARVED! |
| Dodo (III) |
1000 |
Nimbus Land |
I'm
starved...later! |
| Domino |
900 |
Factory |
MAGIC! DEAL with
it! |
| Doppel |
333 |
Factory |
This's been a bad
year! |
| Dry Bones |
0 |
Sunken Ship |
I'm sick of gettin'
hit! |
| Earth Crystal |
3200 |
Monstro Town |
I hate being
awakened! |
| Earth Link |
2500 |
Factory |
What a royal pain! |
| Eggbert |
10 |
Nimbus Land |
What a glorious
day! |
| Exor |
1800 |
Bowser's Keep |
Gotta mow the lawn
soon. |
| Factory Chief |
1000 |
Factory |
Who DARES to
fight ME?! |
| Fautso |
420 |
Bean Valley |
Thanks to you
I'm free! |
| Fink Flower |
200 |
Land's End |
Gimme your best
shot! |
| Fire Crystal |
2500 |
Monstro Town |
I gotta
vacuum tonight! |
| Fireball |
10 |
Booster Tower |
Blurb blurb
blurb... |
| Forkies |
350 |
Bowser's Keep |
Shikashikashika~~! |
| Formless |
10 |
Land's End |
I have a
secret! |
| Frogog |
80 |
Bandit's Way |
This bright sunlight
better not fry me! |
| Geckit |
100 |
Land's End |
Geck...Geck...GOCK? |
| Gecko |
92 |
Star Hill |
Red? What about
Green? |
| Geno Clone |
250 |
Belome Temple |
Star
Pieces...Star... |
| Glum Reaper |
180 |
Bowser's Keep |
Comin through... |
| Goby |
40 |
Kero Sewers |
Blub
blub blub... |
| Goomba |
16 |
Mushroom Way |
Goomba
gumba...phew! |
| Goombette |
100 |
Sunken Ship |
Me speak soft, BIG
STICK! |
| Gorgon |
140 |
Sunken Ship |
I just wanna go
home. |
| Grate Guy |
900 |
Booster Tower |
Peace is just a
dream. |
| Greaper |
148 |
Sunken Ship |
Any reaping to be
done? |
| Gu Goomba |
132 |
Bowser's Keep |
Hey, maybe I CAN
win! |
| Guerrilla |
135 |
Forest Maze |
Don't confuse me with
someone else! |
| Gunyolk |
1500 |
Factory |
If we're beaten, the
boss is alone! |
| Heavy Troopa |
250 |
Nimbus Land |
I'll make ya
beautiful! |
| Hidon |
600 |
Sunken Ship |
You wanna run,
huh?! |
| Hobgoblin |
50 |
Kero Sewers |
Havin' a blast
today! |
| Jabit |
150 |
Factory |
This is the pits! |
| Jagger |
600 |
Monstro Town |
Oh! I'm so
excited! |
| Jawful |
278 |
Nimbus Land |
Huh? |
| Jester |
151 |
Booster Tower |
I've failed my
King... |
| Jinx |
600 |
Monstro Town |
You're just a
beginner! |
| Jinx (II) |
800 |
Monstro Town |
Sympathy!? Not from
me! |
| Jinx (III) |
1000 |
Monstro Town |
Ooh! I'm gonna hurt
ya! |
| Johnny |
820 |
Sunken Ship |
Whoa! It's all
over. |
| K-9 |
30 |
Mushroom Way |
May I take a BITE? |
| King Bomb |
500 |
Bowser's Keep |
I LIVE to
explode! |
| King Calamari |
800 |
Sunken Ship |
The ship's MINE!
SCRAM! |
| Knife Guy |
700 |
Booster Tower |
Happiness is hip! |
| Kriffid |
320 |
Bean Valley |
Aloe~ there! |
| Lakitu |
124 |
Booster Pass |
Why do people hate
me? |
| Left Eye |
300 |
Bowser's Keep |
I can't see a
thing! |
| Leuko |
220 |
Sea |
Floating's a bad
habit. |
| Li'l Boo |
66 |
Factory |
Beep pa doodle-dee!
¯ |
| Machine Made (Axem Black) |
120 |
Factory |
Will I make the
team? |
| Machine Made (Axem Green) |
80 |
Factory |
Whew! Vertigo! |
| Machine Made (Axem Pink) |
100 |
Factory |
Oh! My makeup! |
| Machine Made (Axem Red) |
180 |
Factory |
Gotta fight for
evil! |
| Machine Made (Axem Yellow) |
200 |
Factory |
I'm STARVED! |
| Machine Made (Bowyer) |
1000 |
Factory |
Nya! I'll SNUFF ya!
NYA! |
| Machine Made (Drill Bit) |
180 |
Factory |
Look out, LOSERS! |
| Machine Made (Mack) |
300 |
Factory |
Mario!
I'm BAAAAAAAACK! |
| Machine Made (Shyster) |
100 |
Factory |
Boing, boing,
boing. |
| Machine Made (Yaridovich) |
800 |
Factory |
My promotion's at
stake! |
| Mack |
480 |
Mushroom Kingdom |
Boing, boing,
boing. |
| Mad Adder |
1500 |
Factory |
I'm alive and
kicking. |
| Mad Mallet |
200 |
Factory |
Work, work,
work... |
| Magikoopa |
1600 |
Bowser's Keep |
That's...my child? |
| Magmite |
26 |
Coal Mines |
Got a thorn in my
foot. |
| Magmus |
50 |
Barrel Volcano |
Clobber me for good
life! |
| Mallow Clone |
150 |
Belome Temple |
Ma? Pa? Where are
ya? |
| Malakoopa |
95 |
Bowser's Keep |
Just call me
"General!" |
| Manager |
800 |
Factory |
25 years of
working, sigh. |
| Mario Clone |
200 |
Belome Temple |
...... |
| Mastadoom |
180 |
Star Hill |
Phew, I'm
FREEZING... |
| Megasmilax |
1000 |
Bean Valley |
I was a water
baby! |
| Mezzo Bomb |
150 |
Coal Mines |
Look out! |
| Microbomb |
30 |
Coal Mines |
Small is as small
does. |
| Mokura |
620 |
Land's End |
Mwa ha ha... |
| Mr. Kipper |
133 |
Sea |
I'm a fresh little
fish. |
| Muckle |
320 |
Nimbus Land |
Gotta know your
limits. |
| Mukumuku |
108 |
Star Hill |
Ya trying to bug
me?! |
| Neosquid |
800 |
Bowser's Keep |
I'm so utterly
alone... |
| Ninja |
235 |
Factory |
Wooo HOOO! I'm a
FOO! |
| Octolot |
99 |
Forest Maze |
Check out my legs! |
| Octovader |
250 |
Land's End |
I'm a part-time
typist! |
| Oerlikon |
85 |
Barrel Volcano |
I live to
eat. |
| Orb User |
8 |
Booster Tower |
I hate
Kinklinks! |
| Orbison |
30 |
Nimbus Land |
Don't jump on me! |
| Pandorite |
300 |
Kero Sewers |
I'm trying to sleep,
OK? |
| Pinwheel |
99 |
Nimbus Land |
What a day it's
been... |
| Pirahna Plant |
168 |
Pipe Vault |
Pretty boring
nowadays. |
| Pounder |
180 |
Factory |
Wham bam SLAM! |
| Poundette |
150 |
Factory |
Love
conquers ALL. |
| Pulsar |
69 |
Star Hill |
I'm a mini-pulsar. |
| Punchinello |
1200 |
Coal Mines |
Yeeha! I see we're
already famous! |
| Puppox |
300 |
Factory |
What does it all
MEAN? |
| Pyrosphere |
167 |
Barrel Volcano |
Vroom, VROOM!! |
| Raspberry |
600 |
Marrymore |
Congratulations! |
| Rat Funk |
32 |
Kero Sewers |
Squeek, squeek... |
| Reacher |
184 |
Sunken Ship |
Hope you'll stay
close! |
| Remo Con |
88 |
Booster Tower |
The world is
history. |
| Ribbite |
250 |
Land's End |
My dad says,
"Hello." |
| Right Eye |
500 |
Bowser's Keep |
I've got an
astigmatism! |
| Rob-Omb |
42 |
Booster Tower |
Disappear?
Maybe later! |
| Sackit |
152 |
Star Hill |
This is just how I
am. |
| Shadow |
85 |
Kero Sewers |
You're a
model, right? |
| Shaman |
150 |
Nimbus Land |
I'm losing this
fight! |
| Shelly |
500 |
Nimbus Land |
Slow down! |
| Shogun |
150 |
Land's End |
Do as you like. |
| Shy Away |
140 |
Land's End |
La Dee Dah~ Ha Ha. |
| Shy Guy |
78 |
Rose Way |
Hold still, okay?! |
| Shy Ranger |
300 |
Pipe Vault |
Transmitting information.
Over and out. |
| Shyper |
400 |
Factory |
Ooh! This'll be
fun! |
| Shyster |
30 |
Mushroom Kingdom |
Boing, boing,
boing. |
| Sky Troopa |
10 |
Mushroom Way |
What a gorgeous
day! |
| Sling Shy |
120 |
Nimbus Land |
Hear my song. |
| Smelter |
1500 |
Factory |
I brush after
each meal! |
| Smilax |
200 |
Bean Valley |
Turn your eyes! |
| Smithy (Santa) |
2000 |
Factory |
Eh?! Not bad! |
| Smithy (body) |
1000 |
under the Factory |
What a heavy head! |
| Smithy (coffin/vault head) |
8000 |
under the Factory |
Nothin' can hurt
me! |
| Smithy (magic head) |
8000 |
under the Factory |
Good magic, bad
defense. |
| Smithy (tank head) |
8000 |
under the Factory |
Don't shock
me! DON'T! |
| Smithy (treasure box head) |
8000 |
under the Factory |
What's hidden
inside?! |
| Snapdragon |
90 |
Rose Way |
I did a lot in
my youth. |
| Snifit |
200 |
Booster Tower |
Minimum wage for
THIS?! |
| Sparky |
120 |
Pipe Vault |
Fire EVERYWHERE! |
| Spikester |
50 |
Booster Pass |
Why, you're AFRAID
of me! |
| Spikey |
20 |
Bandit's Way |
Just try and jump on
me! |
| Spinthra |
230 |
Land's End |
Oh! I'm gonna poison
ya! |
| Spookum |
98 |
Booster Tower |
Que pasa? |
| Springer |
122 |
Factory |
What's going on
here? |
| Star Cruster |
72 |
Bowser's Keep |
I'M NOT A CRAB!! |
| Starslap |
60 |
Rose Way |
They think I'm
goofy... |
| Stinger |
65 |
Land's End |
Strike the pose! |
| Straw Head |
131 |
Sunken Ship |
Gotta press this
shirt! |
| Stumpet |
500 |
Barrel Volcano |
Express yourself! |
| Tentacles (left) |
200 |
Sunken Ship |
You wouldn't...EAT
me?! |
| Terra Cotta |
180 |
Bowser's Keep |
Oh, Mr. Bowser~~ |
| The Big Boo |
43 |
Kero Sewers |
Stop staring at
me! |
| Toadstool 2 |
120 |
Belome Temple |
It's tough to be
pretty! |
| Torte |
100 |
Marrymore |
Cake! Vatch zee
CAKE. |
| Tub-O-Troopa |
500 |
Bowser's Keep |
My shell's shot! |
| Water Crystal |
1600 |
Monstro Town |
Get me back
underground! |
| Wiggler |
120 |
Forest Maze |
I'm just a helpless
wiggler... |
| Wind Crystal |
800 |
Monstro Town |
Whhhhhhooooo... |
| Valentina |
2000 |
Nimbus Land |
I tell ya, he's
NOTHING! |
| Vomer |
0 |
Barrel Volcano |
Nobody, NOBODY likes
me. |
| Yaridovich |
1500 |
Seaside Town |
My promotion's at
stake! |
| Yaridovich (fake) |
500 |
Seaside Town |
I'm not the real
McCoy! |
| Zeostar |
90 |
Sea |
Oh, I can't stand
him! |
| Zombone |
1800 |
Barrel Volcano |
Hey! We're not done
yet! |
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