27 Jun 01

OH! Lemme ask you TWO questions: WHO is on the computer they love again?? and second question. WHO is ALL DONE WITH MUSIC CAMP.

I'll give you some time to think about them.

Hint: It's the same person.

Hint 2: But not Alexander Hamilton.

HIGHLIGHT FOR ANSWER:

It's me!!!

Well, that was more trouble than it was worth.

Bah, the music keeps skipping whenever I open a file. If I had my groovy CD I burned, I'd listen to that instead of mp3s cos it doesn't skip as much, only I lent it to Dowhy so he could hear what kind of music I like.

I wish I could put the scroll bar on the left side. Well, maybe I don't. Laa.

SO about camp today... gave Sarah a ride cos she couldn't get one. (her real name's not Sarah but I'm using it in case she ever comes here and reads this, which is really unlikely but I don't wanna hurt her feelings. But that's stupid cos it's not like she wouldn't know it was her if she came here anyway. But I still felt like doing something.) She wouldn't stop talking XO And she was talking really loudly, and then starting talking about stuff I would appreciate her NOT talking about in front of my *mom*. After I got home, mum told me about her impression of the car ride: she thinks Sarah is like a gnat that won't stop buzzing at your ear XP How bad is it when even your PARENTS think the annoying friend who won't leave you alone is annoying? I mean, usually aren't they supposed to be like "Oh, she's such a nice girl, you should give her a chance"? Oh well. Then because we'd given her a ride there, her dad gave me a ride home. I dun-like Sarah's family. u_u() They're nice people, I guess, but I just don't like them. They depress me, actually. O_o And ooooyyyy, her dad. See, there was thing they did that was a Dating Game type (at the camp) where one of the counsellors asked three guy campers questions. One of the questions she asked was "On our first date, where would we go and what would we do?" and the guy said something about dinner and a movie. I, however, was disappointed in this response and thought he should have said something more interesting. Stephen and Sarah wanted to know what I would have said, so I said we would go to the moon, and we would mug old people so we'd have the money to get there. Sarah thought this was funny and told her dad about it on the way home. Actually, she told him the setup and said "Rachel, you tell him what you said!" So here's the conversation.

Rachel: We'd mug some old people and use the money to go to the moon.
Sarah's Dad: And wind up in jail.
Rachel: *JOKE TONE* Only if you get caught.
Sarah's Dad: You'd be surprised how many people don't get away with stuff.
Sarah: You'd be surprised how much stuff I've gotten away with that you guys don't know about.
Sarah's Dad: You'd be surprised by how much of that stuff we do know about.
Sarah: You'd be surprised how much of it you don't. Like, I bet you didn't know that I shoplifted once.
Sarah's Dad: You're in big trouble.
Sarah: Well, I was actually an accomplice. I was with Jessica Pittman on the toy aisle at HEB and she said "let's steal something" so I said "okay." So she opened some toy handcuffs and stole the key. *LAUGHTER*

I DID NOT MAKE THAT UP.

Then he had said if we were trying to shock him, we'd have to try harder. So Sarah said something about she bet he'd be shocked if she told him she was stoned right then, and he said something about an IV that wasn't funny. And then I said "What if you found out she'd been telepathically impregnated?" And he said "I wouldn't be shocked since I have enough medical knowledge to know that that's not possible."

I don't like him.

Ohhh, but I love MY Daddy!!! Today cos they lied about having a Chick-fil-A on campus, he came and got me during lunch break and took me to Chick-fil-A ^____^ then we went to Home Depot and he bought stuff called "Funny Pipe" O.x

I'm sure I have something interesting to talk about, but I can't find it ANYWHERE, so the joke's on you.

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