This is a really beautiful index. I hope you will enjoy it.

7 Apr 03- ????
16 Feb and 24 Mar 03- Hoj, Hura, Hoj
24 Dec 02- Unless I'm wrong-- and, you know, I'm not--
11 Dec 02- French Utopian Socialist Phalanx
7 Dec 02- Arma virumque cano, Trojae qui primus ab oris
4,11,12,18,26 Jul 02- Biscuit Filthy
1 Jul 02- Dreams don't come true in Albuquerque
26 Jun 02- Prepare your brain, filthy beast of meat and hair
3/24 Jun 02- "Boba, is your father here?" "Yup."
12 Apr 02- He's got blue eyes, and he's not even a woman!
9 Apr 02- Stuff will be going on and money will be, um, taken.
24/31 Mar 02- O man of God, there is death in the pot!
16 Mar 02- Mountain Men, big and strong and always shouting!
6 Mar 02- The eyes of Texas are upon you, you cannot get away
14 Feb 02- I always die around 9:30
28/29 Jan 02- Such beautiful steel!
25 Jan 02- Shitsureshimashita!
4 Jan 02- Subject is in perfect health, but SHE IS STUPID!!!
26 Dec 01- Make sure you don't get sucked under, Beethoven
24 Dec 01- 1. Take dance pills 2. Shake bon bon
17 Dec 01- THERE'S MONEY IN MY TACO
15 Dec 01- One more, George, for Ringo
15 Nov 01- She! She devoured all my Sweet n'Low!
13 Nov 01- Buonagiunta and the Sweet New Style
2 Nov 01- Guybrush Kicks Unusually Large Butt
23 Oct 01- Do not forget me, 24601!
11/12 Oct 01- Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness THRUST upon them!
9 Oct 01- HE WAS SHOT SIX TIMES BY A MAN ON THE RUN!!!!!
29 Sep 01- Atashi no RAIBARU
19 Sep 01- It's dangerous to stand up
18 Sep 01- We All Favourite Carrot Game
17 Sep 01- My backpack ran out of gas
16 Sep 01- Beat on tank with rubber hammer only
4 Sep 01- Honk if you love justice!
27 Aug 01- Governmint, Governmint... gum!
23 Aug 01- Fithos Lusec Wecos Vinosec
19 Aug 01- Look out! Runaway kangaroo!!!
12 Aug 01 I didn't drink enough Dr Pepper today (originally private)
5 Aug 01- Forget the Mona Lisa, let's go see a dead fish!!
1 Aug 01- Celebrate America, du du doot du du doot!
30 Jul 01- Run from the Hovercat!
23 Jul 01- Bejeweled contains powdered devil
22 Jul 01- Have you gut GUTS?!!
16 Jul 01- Claws like a woman!
15 Jul 01- Ninety percent of the time it's fifty-fifty
13 Jul 01- Drat that AnJa and her irrepressible hygiene
12 Jul 01- Dowhy the Gnome
11 Jul 01- Angelina Jolie or whoever has nappy hair
7 Jul 01- Gre aus Kaiserslautern!
2 Jul 01- A Shot of Whiskey for the Soul
29 Jun 01- Whom to lynch, whom to lynch?
28 Jun 01- The Devil's Quilting Circle
27 Jun 01- Funny Pipe
26 Jun 01- I do not love it
24 Jun 01- Ave Verum Corpus
23 Jun 01- Dear Brad
19 Jun 01- Empty Chairs at Empty Tables